For my DARLING JAPHIA WONG JIE ERN ( who requested for this)

Im telling you how i suck , truly SUCK at chinese and cantonese.

Okay , the first one. Canto first , i was playing FOOTY ( SHITTYAFL) here in Aus la , then there was this girl ( from HK) in the opposing team la , so i want to ask her what her number was

me : lei ga ma ho ma?

supposed to be : lei mat ho ma?

but oh hell no , it actually means "HOW IS YOUR MOTHER?" instead of "WHAT IS YOUR NUMBER?"

she : ngo ga ma hou hou , toh che kuan sam.

I nearly died in embarassment man LOL

The 2nd one chinese :-

Okay , my chinese edu cousin was going through you know the form 1 short stories , the Bally Shoes one , so she asked me what was BLUSH.

Being the dumbheaded chinese speaker i am , i mixed canto+chinese ( idk whetter she knows canto LOL)

me : Neh , yuo ee go lam chai , go leng chai , nee si huan ta , ne kan tah , ne de mian HONGHONG

WTH RIGHT HAHA

only those who und chinese+canto will und la (:

Lots of Love,

Ab